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roommate did a double-take at my chest this morning and said "cute shirt" and yeah, you could say that, but all of my shirts are cuter lately

imagine being so online you have both my congratulations and condolences

i hooked up with the domain lewd.website please boost

dril 

you know what, it's fine. let me know if i can punch a coppy

and to make everyone jealous of my hot body. but that's secondary

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honestly i only run lewd.website to fulfill my harem fantasies

anyone with an account on another website which shall remain nameless

i'd like to kiss you in the replica russian tea room as the borzois whom we must never touch mill about our feet

anyone: im horny

me: solidarity comrade ✊

oh trip's off then im still the slut respecter

all my irl friends here on mastodon longer than dirt

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Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.